I've been jaded by the job market. Matter of fact, this isn't a market at all. It's a job post apocalyptic hellscape where companies are fortress cities keeping out the roaming zombies trying to get in and you need to prove that you haven't been bitten and can be of use so you make a reel of your highlights hiding all of your flaws only to realize that they used the robots at the gate to deny you without even knowing you tried.

Also I like board games.